Stupid Things Americans Say about Africa or This is Another Quote List

• “Tanzania... that's near Australia, right?”

• “How is Africa?”

• “You live in Africa, so you must speak Africaans.”

• “How is Tazmania?”

• "Have you seen any Tazmanian Devils over there?"

Things That Make Babies in TZ So Cute or Have I Mentioned How Freaking Cute Babies Are Here?

(Babies are anyone younger than a teenager, BTW) 

• all have shaved heads

• girls wear beanies with pointed tops, so they look like elves

• little kids help littler kids like tiny parents

• they carry plastic plates to eat lunch at school

• tiny school uniforms

• little girls wearing abrella, the veils that encompass the entire body

• they wear tiny shoes made from tires

• kids with plastic cups tied to their belts to take to school

All the Things I Have Considered Doing Post PC or So Many Options

1. join a traveling circus and travel across Europe

2. be a bread baker

3. be a Somalian pirate

4. be a chocolatier in USA

5. be a chocolatier in Madagascar

6. extend in PCTZ

7. do PC Response in a different country

8. be an EMT

9. do a post bac to prepare for medical school

10. do an MPH in USA

11. do an MPH in Europe

12. train to be a midwife